Today in 'News that makes you want to go back to bed'

First, there was the toddler found home alone and covered in fleas.


Then came the woman charged with child neglect for keeping her children in 'deplorable' conditions.


And then, the puppeteer who fantasized about eating children and will now spend 20 years in prison for filthy pictures of children.


Please, universe, no more. No more, please.


Ugh.